The Genie's Curse!!

ok the tree dies so you die
I don't want to be alive and not be reincarnated.

Again, like Fawnleaf, you go... Down. If you get what I mean.

I wish to have a best-selling book that is not a flop and every single person in the world loves it and I become a millionaire and I don't die from paparazzi and I don't get hoarded by fans, I only get the occasional letter, and my friends are not jealous and nobody in the world is jealous, just everybody loves the book, there are no bad reviews, only 5-star ones, and whoever buys it reads it over and over again, it never gets old to my billion fans, and lives on forever, and no one copies my ideas, and you HAVE to give this wish, and no murderer kills me and the book is worth a lot of money, and it doesn't belong in the library, everybody buys it and I become rich, and I don't become snotty and I still like my friends, and vice versa and the copies of the book never disappear and all of my fans don't lose the memory of my book and they all are alive and my book is about something appropriate so children could read it and adults can too because it's so awesome and even people who can't read like it and nothing happens to my book it lives on forever and everyone admires it forever and it is not a dream and the wish and ruin has to be related to this and nothing disappearss or blows up and everything is good forever and you cannot delete this wish and I don't get abducted by aliens and nothing supernatural happens to me and no ones ghost comes to haunt or get me and I don't die suddenly I die old of natural causes and I don't get run over by a car and nothing hurtful comes to me and I don't automatically die when I'm born and when I die a peaceful death my book doesn't become boring and it never becomes boring not ever in the universe and no one wants to destroy it and it doesn't disappear.

ok ok you have you book and then someone else writes a book better than yours and everyone forgets your book! HA!
I wish I could go to New Zealand

ok but u get eaten by a kangaroo!!!!! lol that was random!

i wish to be a normal person who lives to be a hundred with nothing exciting or dangerous happen to me and i die in my sleep peacefully...

OK but every one comes and stabs you so theirs nothing left to bury!
I wish I could meet Viggo Mortensen and him like me and me and him become friends and we meet up lie every time we can and we are Best Buddies until we die then in heaven we are still friends!

When your in heaven, God says you cant hang out

I WISH TO BE A CAT THAT LIVES FOREVER AND NOTHING CAN KILL ME AND I AM SUPER SAFE AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENS AND I LIVE WITH PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME AND LIVE FOREVER TOO AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO THEM EITHER
i felt like talkin in caps for no reason

Then when you go to heaven God sends you the other way!
I wish I could meet Viggo Mortensen and him like me and me and him
become friends and we meet up lie every time we can and we are Best
Buddies until we die then in heaven we are still friends! God and everyone else lets us Hang!

FYI, i said i was a cat that LIVED FOREVER i never went to heaven or any other afterlife

they move away and forget you forever