The Genie's Curse!!

as u become an 'alicorn' ur transported to a cliff and u instanly fall off it and die.

i want to be a....... PRETTY PRETTY PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok but every one wants you and you die of them stabbing you with forks (idk don't ask)
I wish FOR a pretty pretty pony

the pony dies of u accidentally shooting it.

i want a tv show in which me and my friends star in!!!!

It's about you dying and us living, with 0 ratings, and no profit, and it's basically a flop.

I wish to have a best-selling book that is not a flop and every single person in the world loves it and I become a millionaire and I don't die from paparazzi and I don't get hoarded by fans, I only get the occasional letter, and my friends are not jealous and nobody in the world is jealous, just everybody loves the book, there are no bad reviews, only 5-star ones, and whoever buys it reads it over and over again, it never gets old to my billion fans, and lives on forever, and no one copies my ideas, and you HAVE to give this wish, and no murderer kills me and the book is worth a lot of money, and it doesn't belong in the library, everybody buys it and I become rich, and I don't become snotty and I still like my friends, and vice versa.

TAKE THAT, GENIE!

one day all of the copies of your book disappear and everyone forgets about it and all your money is gone. in short, all signs of your book are gone, its as if it was a dream...... oh wait! it is!!! HA HA HA HA!

i want to own Hawaii. idk y...

ARGH! You got me. Well, Hawaii doesn't like you.

I wish to have a best-selling book that is not a flop and every single person in the world loves it and I become a millionaire and I don't die from paparazzi and I don't get hoarded by fans, I only get the occasional letter, and my friends are not jealous and nobody in the world is jealous, just everybody loves the book, there are no bad reviews, only 5-star ones, and whoever buys it reads it over and over again, it never gets old to my billion fans, and lives on forever, and no one copies my ideas, and you HAVE to give this wish, and no murderer kills me and the book is worth a lot of money, and it doesn't belong in the library, everybody buys it and I become rich, and I don't become snotty and I still like my friends, and vice versa and the copies of the book never disappear and all of my fans don't lose the memory of my book and they all are alive and my book is about something appropriate so children could read it and adults can too because it's so awesome and even people who can't read like it and nothing happens to my book it lives on forever and everyone admires it forever.

TAKE THAT, GENIE!

That does happen and then, YOU SNEEZE!!!!! you try to find a tissue, BUT YOU CAN'T!!!! IT'S A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU WAKE UP FROM YOUR DREAM! YOU NEVER WROTE THE BOOK! ahhh.

I wish to have a vaction that lasts forever.

ok but people think your werid because you don't know anything

i wish i where the smartest person in the world and everyone liked me and i was famus.

once again, ur head/brain is giant and it falls down on the rest of ur body and u die

i want to be the smartest in the world, but my head stays the same size, and everyone likes me, Im not stalked or anything, and my life is normal. AND ITS NOT A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha!

ok but your so famus that you die of popularuti

I wish i was famus and everyone liked me and they liked me because i was the star of an awesome moive and they don't stalk me i don't dieits not a dream and my life is normal!

They don't stalk you, they openly fill up your home forever and ever until you die of natural causes or lack of air.

I wish to have a best-selling book that is not a flop and every single person in the world loves it and I become a millionaire and I don't die from paparazzi and I don't get hoarded by fans, I only get the occasional letter, and my friends are not jealous and nobody in the world is jealous, just everybody loves the book, there are no bad reviews, only 5-star ones, and whoever buys it reads it over and over again, it never gets old to my billion fans, and lives on forever, and no one copies my ideas, and you HAVE to give this wish, and no murderer kills me and the book is worth a lot of money, and it doesn't belong in the library, everybody buys it and I become rich, and I don't become snotty and I still like my friends, and vice versa and the copies of the book never disappear and all of my fans don't lose the memory of my book and they all are alive and my book is about something appropriate so children could read it and adults can too because it's so awesome and even people who can't read like it and nothing happens to my book it lives on forever and everyone admires it forever and it is not a dream and the wish and ruin has to be related to this.

u explode in a random bomb. there!

i want money

Well it get blown up
I wish to be a millionaire the money doesn't get blown up its not a dream I don't spend ti all I have my privacy I don't become big headed and no one likes me every one likes me and I don't be come to popular that I die I don't die I don't have stalkers some one doesn't steal my money I am perfectly normal

TAKE THAT GENIE

um... u missed a really easy one... its fake money!

i want to stay normal but i live forever and nothing can kill me. and i don't end up being the only human being. and im happy. and its not a dream. and i don't get discovered, so im not hoarded by people and i hav privacy. and my life is normal. and im not super rich or super poor. and i don't get bored with my life. and i don't want to kill myself even though i can't die. and nothing bad happens to me. and i can travel where i want without having peeple stalk me.
SO HA HA!

Um lets see ok you live forever then when the sun swallows up the earth you fly into outer space and never see any one ever then you get attacked by aliens and are kept prisoner of all eternity!
I wish to be a millionaire the money doesn't get blown up its not a
dream I don't spend ti all I have my privacy I don't become big headed
and no one likes me every one likes me and I don't be come to popular
that I die I don't die I don't have stalkers some one doesn't steal my
money I am perfectly normal and its not facke money it doesn't get auducted bby aliens and nothing unnatural happens!

All of your friends become jealous because you don't share your money and avoid you.

I wish to have a best-selling book that is not a flop and every single person in the world loves it and I become a millionaire and I don't die from paparazzi and I don't get hoarded by fans, I only get the occasional letter, and my friends are not jealous and nobody in the world is jealous, just everybody loves the book, there are no bad reviews, only 5-star ones, and whoever buys it reads it over and over again, it never gets old to my billion fans, and lives on forever, and no one copies my ideas, and you HAVE to give this wish, and no murderer kills me and the book is worth a lot of money, and it doesn't belong in the library, everybody buys it and I become rich, and I don't become snotty and I still like my friends, and vice versa and the copies of the book never disappear and all of my fans don't lose the memory of my book and they all are alive and my book is about something appropriate so children could read it and adults can too because it's so awesome and even people who can't read like it and nothing happens to my book it lives on forever and everyone admires it forever and it is not a dream and the wish and ruin has to be related to this and nothing disappearss or blows up and everything is good forever and you cannot delete this wish.

ok you get up ducted by aliens.
I wish i was the smartest person in the world I don't have a big brain but I can jamm a bunch of stuff in there i don't get big headed none of my freinds are jeaslus and it's not a dream. I don't get up ducted by aliens.

Albert Einstein's ghost gets jealous so he convinces some people to kill u. so they bomb ur house and u die

i wish to die

You go... Down... If you know what I mean.

I wish to have a best-selling book that is not a flop and every single person in the world loves it and I become a millionaire and I don't die from paparazzi and I don't get hoarded by fans, I only get the occasional letter, and my friends are not jealous and nobody in the world is jealous, just everybody loves the book, there are no bad reviews, only 5-star ones, and whoever buys it reads it over and over again, it never gets old to my billion fans, and lives on forever, and no one copies my ideas, and you HAVE to give this wish, and no murderer kills me and the book is worth a lot of money, and it doesn't belong in the library, everybody buys it and I become rich, and I don't become snotty and I still like my friends, and vice versa and the copies of the book never disappear and all of my fans don't lose the memory of my book and they all are alive and my book is about something appropriate so children could read it and adults can too because it's so awesome and even people who can't read like it and nothing happens to my book it lives on forever and everyone admires it forever and it is not a dream and the wish and ruin has to be related to this and nothing disappearss or blows up and everything is good forever and you cannot delete this wish and I don't get abducted by aliens and nothing supernatural happens to me and no ones ghost comes to haunt or get me and I don't die suddenly I die old of natural causes and I don't get run over by a car and nothing hurtful comes to me.

ok but you grow old and die a peaceful death and when that happens you book suddenly becomes boring.

I wish that I was the smartest person in the world I don't have a big brain I can jam alot of stuff in it, I don't get big headed and none of my friends get jealous and Albert Einstein's ghost doesn't come back to life he is very impressed so he leaves me alone.It's not a dream. I don't get up ducted by aliens. I don't die. I don't get blown up. Nothing super natural happens to me. You have to grant me this wish. I am not over ran by paparazzi. I don't die of publicity.

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the person who was the smartest before you comes to your house and shoots you.

i wish to die and go to heaven.

ok um but when you go up you kick a angel and go to you know where
I wish i was normal

u automaticly die when ur born

i want to be a cat

your a dead cat
I wish I wasn't alive.

ur reincarnated as a plant, so u r alive

i want to be a tree's root [foot, ha ha]