The Genie's Curse!!

Basically, you wish for something. Anything, anything you want, anything at all. Fame, fortune, all that blah. Then you wait for the next post. The next person who posts will ruin your wish in some sort of way (See example), then type their own wish.

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Example:

Post1: I wish for money.
Post2: Fine, but it's fake money. I wish to fly.
Post3: Okay, but I'll have to turn you into an ugly bat.

So on, so forth.

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Yay! Start!

I wish to be a movie star!

You know the paparazzi will ruin you right? so much for super stardom.

i wish for 5 more cats!

Sure, but they'll be dead.

I want to be a tiger!

Tigers are prized for their fur, poachers go out and kill you.

I want to be a warrior cat! Grr!

Okay, but I will make you blind.

I want to have a mansion!

You get a mansion that's robbed! and stripped of everything...

I want a lifetime supply of beading wire!

Sure, but I will have to take all of your beads. FOR ETERNITY!!

EDIT: I wish for three more wishes!

OK, i'll give u used wishes, they're worthless.

I want to be a millionaire!

ok but its fake money
I want a golden retriver

it untrained and eats ur face off!! MMWWAAAAHHHHHAAAHHHHAAAHAA!

i want sea glass! tons of it!

ok but its made of plaitic
i want to be the smartest person in the world

ur head is jumbo! it smashes u and u die!

i want to be a famous actress!

Sure, but you'll be famous for all of your terrible movies.

I wish for nothing.

what did you wish for

um ok but you will be alone in a dark space

I wish everyone liked me

they only like you cause you have the newest 'unreleased' ipad, ipod, iphone, and all that stuff.

i wish for ...mmm.... time travel!

Fine, but you can only travel backwards, not forwards. YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH THE DINOSAURS! MWAHAHAHAHA!

I wish to be EVIL!

OK but you have no friends and you can't do anything right.


I wish that i could fly!

Sure, why not? All you'd have to do is become an ugly, bald vulture!

I wish for paper!

ok but its torn and ripped.



I wish to be perfect

ur so perfect no one likes u and ur life is a bust

i want to be a best-selling author

ok but your so good you can't get any privacy.
I wish that i could breath under water.

sure, but ur a squid...

i want a sandwich

its rotten and there is nothing but barf in the middle.

i wish for a pegacorn (pegas unicorn)

That's not what an alicorn is called. Instead of 'pegacorn' it's called 'alicorn' smart one. So, therefore, you are a being that doesn't exist and lives in nothingness forever.

I wish that I will become an alicorn, living in secrecy and away from humans, and an alicorn that's very pretty.